Koteka

I know this isn't necessarily chastity related, but I got my hands on a Koteka. These are used in Papau New Guinea tribes and some other cultures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koteka 

Idea for a monitored chastity device

I was browsing around when I came across this: Full Black Peeping Box Chastity Cuff

I think the device is pretty cool... impractical, but pretty ingenious. I was thinking, you could take it a step forward though and instead of a peeping tom door, why not have a small camera inside? Something like what cell phones have.

It could take pictures and send them using wifi tethering on a smartphone (or even bluetooth to an app that emails periodically). Maybe even write in a GPS API that tracks where your dick is at all times so your keyholder can keep track of you.

I don't have the technical capacity to do something like this... someone want to put it on Kickstarter?? Lol...

New favorite blog

http://lockedndenied.blogspot.com/ - Lots of awesome pictures and interesting articles. Just love reading this =D

Attaining a more realistic buldge

Nice to have a little workshop to hash out ideas on the fly =)

Was working on reverse engineering a Steelworxx tube (to hopefully make my own one day... tsk tsk, yeah I know I'm a pirate) when I had an idea. I had one of those inflatable dildo/buttplug things laying around and thought "This would totally fit on my tube" Well, it didn't, not on mine anyway. I still have that smaller mistake of a steelworxx so I cut the dildo and, with a little lube, stretched it on. Here are the results

A pretty good fit. I had to warm it up using hot water to make it stretch and then I cooled it down in ice-water. It's stuck pretty good. It will take a lot of effort to remove it. Now, this chastity is too small for me to fit in so I had to improvise. I took some random shots in briefs to kinda give an idea of what it would look like.

The rubber goes back enough to cover the integrated locks. I bet someone could pull this off in tight jeans or even speedos. Really wish I could try it out! I'm going to have to find a bigger inflatable dildo! (that's what she said)

Back in Arkansas

So, it's been hectic for me this past month. I've moved back home and back out of an apartment. Spent the last couple of weeks cleaning all the shit my tenants screwed up. The back yard was an absolute mess... much cleaner now. Taking a total break today... I love my back porch. It's totally screened in and private. When it's light out, you can't see in. It's perfect to just lounge in and read a book. Luckily summer hasn't hit yet so I can actually enjoy being outside (with a healthy dose of allergy medicine anyway!).

250,000 views! While this isn't a lot for a lot of blogs out there... this is a big a accomplishment for me.

Funniest post on Reddit

I saw this and almost fell out of my chair laughing... Here is the link, the comments are priceless http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/o8ep7/weird_roomates_chastity_nsfw/

Apocalypse protection cage from SteelwerksExtreme

Wow. This is an awesome piece. I love the ball guard and funny description. While I've never been a big fan of theirs, I have to say... the company makes awesome artistic chastity tubes. Wayyy out of my budget and a serious security flaw... but a damn awesome looking device!

SteelwerksExtreme [link]

My chastity time lock safe

I use a time lock safe to keep self locked. Helps with temptations. I purchased this a couple of years ago and use it all the time.





The safe was made in Germany (Germans make the coolest stuff!) and it's a little hard to follow the instructions, but I finally got it set and rewrote the instructions so I can understand it a lot better.




You can program up to 10 different times for it to open... for instance you can set it to only allow you to open the safe from 11pm to midnight Monday through Friday, or all days... or even just 1 day per week. I set mine to only open Wednesdays from 11 at night to midnight. A little strict, but it works for me.

There is a backup key unlock in case the batteries go dead, but it hasn't failed on me yet. I keep the keys in my car under the spare tire so it would be inconvenient for me to casually go get.

I hope someone doesn't break into my place and take it thinking I keep valuables in it... lol. They would be bummed and I'd be left without keys!

Back to square one

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review by kelmag

Check out this review of the "The Queen's Keep" by Mature Metal.

This blog is very informative and educational. It delves into the psychological aspects of a chastity based sexual relationship with the author and his wife. Great read!

In Denver? Need chastity advice?

If you are in the Denver area and what to explore chastity, try on some devices, take pointers, find measurements for best fit, pretty much anything... let me know. I'm between Denver and Colorado Springs.

My email is notforayear __@__ gmail.com

My next purchase

I've been reading up on this device from MH Design. It's very cool looking and with the integrated PA lock (below), could be very secure. I'm just wondering what it will feel like, look like under normal clothes. Anyone have any pictures of someone actually wearing this device?

New idea for a giveaway

If you have a blog with at least a some noteworthy posts and few pictures... I'm willing to give away a chastity device for you to review. Must post pictures with it though. Hopefully this works out better than before, grr.

Anyone know of a good harness like this?

I'm looking for a device similar to this with a jockstrap, non-thong style back. Anyone know of a good one?

My collection...

I know it's been a long time since I posted, but one of my most popular posts was asking if people wanted one of my chastity belts... well a lot of people asked for them and they all had compelling stories. Ultimately I gave away 3 of them to the most needy.... and you know what? I never heard from them again. I asked them to do a review, and they didnt respond. Oh well... Here is the rest of my collection:

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Starting with my favorites. Steelworxx.de. These have to be my most favorite purhases, the most expensive, but the best construction, comfort... hands down. The ordering is a little confusing because the guy that makes them doesnt speak the greatest English. Sure, Ive had ordering mishaps, but Dietmar has fixed these for me quickly and with great satisfaction.

You can tell the middle black one (Crossfire mini) is way smaller than the other 2. I couldnt even fit in this, but he corrected the mistake and let me keep it. I just have to find someone with a really tiny dick to sell it to now! The one on my right (Steelheart) was the first chastity I've ever worn... it's the one I went a whole year in. The very left (Crossfire) is my favorite, Ive worn that almost daily for about 2 years now.

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I'm not a fan of these, but I love the fact you can peer down into the clear cages. I've got the CB-6000, CB6000s, CB6000 camo, and the PA-5000. These are my play toys, nothing else. Cant sleep in them or go out in public with them comfortably. I don't think Ive gone a whole 24 hours in them.

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Here are my runner up favorites. Starting top left and going clockwise we have the Penistentiary, which I'd have to say has the best "bulge enhancement" effect because of how sharply it curves down. When worn under underwear, it looks like you've got a massive dick, lol. It's probably suited for "showers" but can work for "growers" like me. I've had a friend who is a massive 8inch and he fit in it without a problem (although he hated wearing it). There is a round bolt in the back that pinches the base of the penis, gets old after a while, I haven't found a solution to fix that yet. Bending in it is also a chore... it's so long that you cant be as flexible.

The next is a pretty generically named tube from SteelPleasures called "Chastity Device with PA Fixing" it's probably one of the more secure cages but one of the heaviest. The cockring portion is like an actual cockring and all that weight on my balls (especially when they are blue!) is painful. Can sleep in it reliably, but cant walk around in it and do normal every day activities.

Bottom right, also heavy, very cool looking though is the steel cb-3000. I don't know how they haven't been sued for a patent violation, but it looks cool. The construction is pretty piss poor with very sharp edges and a rough unpolished inside. Once you get your dremel tool in there and start grinding away it because comfortable, but its so heavy and bulky, you need a tight jockstrap to hold it up, even then it looks like you are smuggling a baseball down the front of your pants.

Lastly, the Houdini.... Ive seen this all over the place, its very common, but they all share the same design flaw, the tube thickness is way way too thin. Its like a blade almost, and, if you are like me, you don't want a blade that close to your junk. It's so sharp and thin, you cant dull it with anything, it's sliced through a pair of briefs I was wearing. Also, it's really really bad at pinching skin. Looks cool as hell, but it stops there.

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The top three here are pretty self explanatory.. if you cant tell, they SUCK. They cost me about $30 a piece and I got what I paid for. Light, poor construction, fragile and pinches this shit out of my ball sack. I hate hinged cockrings.

The bottom 2 are the original Birdlocked and the Bon4. I ended up giving away a mini of each of these because they were just too small. I could barely fit my balls through them, never tucked the penis inside. The regular size, I can fit in, but my penis slides back halfway and it feels on the verge of slipping all the way off. Also, my balls have to breate, when its hot my balls can rash up if they dont breathe properly... the silicone just isnt for me.

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Also, the actual belt. This is the only belt I own, I'm not a friend of belted chastity, but I got an epic deal on it. The problem with this is that the cage portion is always pointing out. There is no flex to "point it down" so if i wear it under clothes, it looks like I've got a boner. It's kinda neat lounging around the house and once when I went hiking with it, but it's too noticeable. Also, I sleep on my stomach sometimes and this won't let me.

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And here is the champion. It's the Steelworxx Crossfire. It allows me to slip a rubberband inside looped around my PA piercing and keep it from clanging around like a bell. It also allows for high security by having a locking point. It's a bit overkill as I don't need it. I'm usually just self locked, and I'm a pretty damn good self locker.

The steelworxx is the perfect weight and very secure. The integrated lock is a must have addition to the stock cage. I also got the powdercoated paint and the PA lock fixing. I'm hoping to get a Looker 2 one day as well, but I'm sure it will be more of a novelty purchase.

The comfort level is off the chart. I think it's more comfortable wearing this than not having it on. I'm not sure how it can be improved upon other than the price... you can get over $500 easy with the additions. Still a lot cheaper than most belts though.

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Pro tip.... tight briefs. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The tightest you can get away with. You can wear them under almost anything without anyone noticing you have a chastity on, even under slacks and a tucked in work shirt. I have a pair Ive owned since my teens and they are the best thing ever. Cotton stretches in all the right places, the pouch is like a cup that cradles my balls and keeps the cage from flopping around. If you have problems with the weight of a steel tube putting pressure on your balls, this is the way to do it. If mens size Small isn't cutting it, go to a boys size large/extra large. The sizes are a bit misleading because it goes from Mens 30 to Boys 16/18, but I assure you it's only fractionally smaller.

Testicular discomfort

Tips and tricks to prevent the "Blues"... blue balls that is!

So, most people know the old wives tale "take a cold shower". I've found this to not be as effective as the opposite. Warmth! Take a warm bath with some epsom or any other bath salts.

Stretch your legs apart. Let 'em just hang free. Sit at the edge of a char and let them hang freely. Make sure the chastity isn't weighing your nutsac down though. This can add more pressure that your tender balls don't need.

Take a good long nap. Make sre you dont lay on your stomach or your side. Sometimes only father time can cure the pain.

Remember, this is only temporary. It shouldn't last more than a half an hour if you take some preventative measures... although, the easiest way to fix it is to just beat it

Hung like a... ahhh damn't

I don't think real horse chastity looks like this LOL

New favorite blog

I love this chastity blog. I stumbled on it recently... great photoshop skills and brilliant mind. Can't wait to keep up with this! maleprotection.blogspot.com