Sunday, January 3, 2010

Postorgasmic illness syndrome

I wonder if I can get my insurance company to buy me a chastity belt if I claim I have Postorgasmic illness syndrome...

It's like post traumatic stress disorder... only for your dick. Symptoms include:
"Severe fatigue and flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, such as sneezing, itchy eyes, nasal irritation, and muscle pain"
Muscle pain... lol... get it? It seems everything is post traumatic these days...

Check it out for yourself

Seems like the cure is to just stop wanking! ;)

Friday, January 1, 2010

Used chastity $22,850.00

Found an interesting site: here. They are selling British made silver chastity devices... Dunno how authentic they are but check out the price!

These remarkably rare and intriguing 19th-century silver adolescent chastity devices are designed to accommodate the male and female anatomies. Perforated and featuring wire-work rims, these devices were most likely fitted into a leather harness-like belt and meant to be worn by adolescents to discourage “self-abuse,” which was considered harmful in Western medicine. Though restrictive by nature, these devices do provide access for urination. Chastity belts typically conjure images of jealous husbands and medieval torture, but in fact, items such as these were mentioned quite often in medical journals as a prevention to auto-erotic stimulation in children and adolescents. Seen as a medical necessity, such devices were used from the 1700s to the 1930s. It is almost unheard of to find such excellent, 19th-century examples as these, especially in such immaculate condition. Circa 1850.
The first documented reference to the term "chastity belt" is credited to R'gine Pernoud, a Medieval historian who, in the 14th century explained that a simple cord worn around the waist was a symbol of chastity (such as the robes of a monk or priest - the cord around his waist is a symbol of his vows of chastity and purity). According to modern myth, the chastity belt was originally used as an anti-temptation device during the Crusades. It is believed that when the knight was away from his young wife, he would force her to wear the belt day and night. However, chastity belts which claimed to have been manufactured around that time have since been proven to be 19th century replicas, curiosities or fakes, and were the product of a purely Victorian fascination with such devices. 4oz. 10dwt. $22,850.00