Saturday, August 15, 2009

PA-5000 full review with pictures

Ok, I received my PA-5000 last night. I haven't had time to give it a full test (which I will be giving in a week or so) but here is what I've found out so far.

Before we get started I just want to reiterate that this thing was cheap, $90 + shipping. So, take what I say with a grain of salt.

The design is very good. There are no rough edges and it seems solid. Lock works smoothly. Not too heavy. 3 PA adapters included but are all the same thickness but the loops are different lengths (more on that in a bit).

I was too excited (yeah, THAT kind of excited) to fit inside the tube so I had to wait... it's even impossible to fit in it while semi erect. I ordered the 1 1/8" sized tube (it's the middle size) without a prior measurement. I think I should have gone with the larger size (not bragging, in fact I feel that I have a pretty small penis).

Once I distracted myself enough I was able to fit inside by rolling my head into my foreskin (or what I have left) jam the tube over it and let it naturally roll out to the other end. Then I pinched the head and stretched it through. Success!

My PA piercing hole was a tad too small so I had to pop in the adapter (I was DETERMINED to get it in!). I'd have to say that hurt worse than getting my first PA piercing... way worse. Make sure you gradually work your way up to a larger PA size before attempting that!

It feels weird while on... but Ive had it on for less than 24 hours. The skin comes out of the slats on the side and it feels weird under clothes where it is exposed... dunno if that will pose a problem. It hurts like hell when I get an erection but I think that is because of the large PA... I'm sure it will start to feel better once it stretches. It hangs nice and is almost unnoticeable under my underwear.

Pissing with it is uneventful. I'm able to stand up and take a piss but towards the end of the stream it can get a little haywire. If you are used to your PA jewelry causing that to happen then it's no big deal. You could probably even use it at a urinal but I'm sure you would get glares from your urinal mates :-p

The most important test though, security. While you may not be able to pull this off, I think ejaculation is possible. I attempted it but my dick hurts from my caveman antics and I was not able to get off. It was just too painful. I think once my PA hole heals up then I'd be able to.

Sleeping... Well I wasn't able to sleep with this thing on last night. 2 reasons. I was REALLY HORNY with this thing on and I was in pain. I pulled it off and jerked off... oops. I need to mail the keys to someone, lol.

Final thoughts? This could be a long term chastity device but I'm not sure. Compared to my Steelworxx, my Steelworxx wins. Cleaning is easier in a tube, if you know how, but with this, your penis is squished inside the tube even when flaccid so you dont have room to clean or apply lotion. With a tube you can wear your normal PA jewelry and even secure them that way.

So, for a toy, this thing is excellent. It's for sure worth the price if you just wanna play around in it. There are better styles out there but if this is the type you want then it's probably the best. I've heard that similar from Loris tubes are not only more expensive (and shipping/customer service issues) but they weigh a lot more which puts a lot of pressure on your piercing and causes it to stretch and cause pain.

I'm open to any questions you guys have. Email me at notforayear@gmail.com. Here are the pictures











23 comments:

  1. I think you're supposed to pull the skin back so the head is flush with the lip, Or at least that is what the directions say. Its quite comfortable for me, But I've found a small security hole in the design. If you get really soft and pull as much skin up front as you can slide your head over the shackle and free yourself. I think either making the shackle longer or putting a piece of plastic with a hole in it on the end works to fix this.

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  2. I believe you ordered it too large, IMO. Except for the part about hurting your PA while trying to get the pin through, you would have none of the issues you mentioned with the smaller size. The beauty of this thing is that it works all too well when sized right, but it requires the right (tight) size to be very, extremely tight when semi-erect to erect, and it will be snug when flaccid. Sized correctly, removal and ejaculation is impossible. Sized incorrectly, the world is your oyster.

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  3. Hey guys...,
    I've already requested this of the owner of this blog (although i'm unsure who that is here)...?

    Please might i request that You do the ''Measuring for Size'' test as shown below, as i feel this would give me a more accurate indication of your size, and therefore understanding of your post?

    (i've cut & pasted this directly from the ''Installation Instructions'' on the CB-2000 webpage)

    Measuring for Size:
    While in a relaxed state, hold the penis as far away from the body as possible. Measure the diameter of the shaft. Example: If the shaft measures 1” in diameter, order a 1 1/8” PA-5000. You should allow 1/8” clearance for hygiene purposes.

    Yours in anticipation
    toto
    8>

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  4. I posted the above before registering here as little_toto..., but don't seem to be able to work out how to post comment as little_toto here...?
    toto
    8>

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  5. Thank you so much for this awesome review!

    I've been waiting forever for a device just like this to come out, I'm stuck in a cb3000 that is too big for me.. and will probably try a cb6000s very soon.

    I'm afraid that the pa5000 will be too long for my tiny dicklet. When I get completely soft it's only about 1.5 inches long.

    Ms.Lori had a plastic tube that was simlar to this in PA or frenum but she no longer is making them..

    Anyway, your blog is wonderful, thank you for making it!!

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  6. I've worn mine for a day or two and it is very comfortable and despite mine and my wife's effort I gave not been able to find any release while in it. I agree that sizing is very important and I did just as the website said to and it seems that I have it just right. Very discouraging to know that no matter how hard I try, I'll get nowhere. My piercing is current at 4g so getting the shackle in was not and issue for me. I think it's just what I've been looking for. I'm going to try for a week starting tonight.

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  7. I am trying to get a spare key for mine, and was wondering what the key numbers are, mine is #236. It would be great to know if they are all keyed alike?

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  8. thank you kindly for the informative review, like one of the other cntributers, i was going to get a plastic lori before they stopped making them, i cannot have any bonds behind my little eggs, so a tube is the only solution - with piercing alas! the metal tubes by lori would be too heavy , so i fear this is the only solution for me

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  9. one issue I have with this, is my frenum piercing. I am not willing to remove it.
    2nd issue I have is using plastic. I would like to see a device similiar to this using my metal ring and allow me to keep my frenum piercing.

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  10. Good Info and Good Pics. I am keen to get one.

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  11. I have just measured my diameter when soft and am 1.25 inches. If I am meant to allow 1/8 inch for cleaning, how am I gonna do that? Or do you think I shouldn't go for the 1 1/4 sizing and get even tighter? Please post a response here to advise. Maybe I grew a little whilst measuring!

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  12. I got mine about two weeks and have found it to be very comfortable and unobtrustive. I also found that the ring allows removal if you're willing to stretch yourself around it. I solved this by carefully heating the ring and further bending it so if fits snugly under the front lip. Now, I'd have to cut the ring to escape.
    The best (worst?) part of this type of device is you can get some stimulation but not enough to come and that can be extremely frustrating. Highly recommended for sadistic key-holders.

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  13. I've ordered one and am waiting for it to arrive. Currently I'm in a cb3000 which I'm able to wear long term. But my problem with the Cb is that I'm not able to go cycling with it on. The balls get pushed too far forward and the cycling shorts require that everything be tight up against the body. I'm thinking that this device will allow me to get back on the bike without asking my husband to release me every time I want to go for a ride.

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  14. Can you post another update to this review? Now that you've had it awhile?

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  15. I have a CB5000, which I find the best of the breed. It even beats the Curve for comfort. Erections can be a bit uncomfortable, but hey, isn't that what it's about? I do need to lubricate the PA pin/ring though as after time it tends to stick. I have managed to cheat and masturbate to orgasm with this, however, which is a great disappointment. I have a 'mansturbator' - a jello-type tube which stretches over the penis, and with much lubrication and concentration and determination (I have plenty of that where sex is concerned!!) it's a go. Good fun otherwise tough - my girlfriend gives me a Kamagra/Viagra dose and keeps me on the edge all night, which, believe me, with a five-hour erection is pretty grim!

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  16. I'm very curious about this little gem, but I've spent alot on CB units and haven't been real happy about any of them.
    I made a version of the PA5000 out of a peice of lead pipe...cut, sanded, polished, it's incredible, comfortable, deliciously heavy on my cock, I've had it on for weeks 24/7 now,,,wearable with my PA peircing and/or a padlock!! The cost is a few bucks and all you need is a hacksaw and some determination...
    All I can do is offer you more details and pics if you want to email me...mojoel8666@msn.com.

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  17. I have been locked up for around a year, but I have absolutely no problem removing the device or simply pumping until satisfaction is attained. Yes, it is tight and uncomfortable to do so, but after a few days, this almost becomes a non-issue. Following the sizing chart, the largest size was recommended, but I went down to the middle size. I am not sure if the smallest would work any better. Also, I had to superglue it back together after it came apart in a hot tub, totally killed the mood. Need to just invest in a more secure one, but my Keyholder does not find belt types of any style attractive. Woe is me.

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  18. Ok, 24 hrs in and no big problems besides the fact I can't cum. My piercing hurts a little but when done it was a 10g. Smallest post is an 8g. Going to give it another 24 hrs and see what that feels like. Love the light weight and as long as I don't get aroused .... No pain. Take note on that if you're wearing one of these devices. Don't even try to " play around". As soon as you think it's feeling good that little tube dose it's job and makes you stop. Other than the piercing issue it is working WAY to well. Good luck gent.

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  19. I have a CB 6000s on which has not been removed once in 15 months my Mistress finds it still a little large I am when flacid exactly an inch so assume the smallest version would fit me fine.How does this device stop errections.I have worn a cb 3000 for 12 months with the largest spikes in this was effective at stopping errections.
    I would love to know if anyone has found any more effective devices that do not cost more than say 300 quid or 400 euro.

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  20. The PA-5000 is great! However, it does have a few draw backs. It has cracked twice but I've learned to superglue the seams which help reinforce it when my erections are long. I was locked in it by my bf for about a week and for the first couple of days it was difficult to sleep at night because of nightly erections. I would wake up in a little bit of pain since I was hard and everything naturally moves forward except for the PA that would tug the skin underneath. After a few days I realized keeping everything moisturized with lotion before bed helps the skin move freely with erections. I also realized that pulling as much skin forward to cover the head helps during the day since being in this device seems to make everything sensitive down there. At the end of my week I hardly noticed it was on and didn't wake up at night. The best part, I went running in it without a problem and no issues of trying to conceal it. In all it's a great device and if you get the right size, you won't get out! Now if only they could make this product in something a little more durable like steel!!

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  21. I have PA but I'm not circumcisied. Would PA-5000 fit for me?

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  22. Very good review. Very helpful. Perhaps you could answer a question for me; I am planning on getting a PA. I have been wearing a CB-6000s for 3 years and want to move up. I there a chastity device that can be worn after the piercing, but before everything is healed up enough to put the PA-5000 on?

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