Saturday, August 15, 2009

PA-5000 full review with pictures

Ok, I received my PA-5000 last night. I haven't had time to give it a full test (which I will be giving in a week or so) but here is what I've found out so far.

Before we get started I just want to reiterate that this thing was cheap, $90 + shipping. So, take what I say with a grain of salt.

The design is very good. There are no rough edges and it seems solid. Lock works smoothly. Not too heavy. 3 PA adapters included but are all the same thickness but the loops are different lengths (more on that in a bit).

I was too excited (yeah, THAT kind of excited) to fit inside the tube so I had to wait... it's even impossible to fit in it while semi erect. I ordered the 1 1/8" sized tube (it's the middle size) without a prior measurement. I think I should have gone with the larger size (not bragging, in fact I feel that I have a pretty small penis).

Once I distracted myself enough I was able to fit inside by rolling my head into my foreskin (or what I have left) jam the tube over it and let it naturally roll out to the other end. Then I pinched the head and stretched it through. Success!

My PA piercing hole was a tad too small so I had to pop in the adapter (I was DETERMINED to get it in!). I'd have to say that hurt worse than getting my first PA piercing... way worse. Make sure you gradually work your way up to a larger PA size before attempting that!

It feels weird while on... but Ive had it on for less than 24 hours. The skin comes out of the slats on the side and it feels weird under clothes where it is exposed... dunno if that will pose a problem. It hurts like hell when I get an erection but I think that is because of the large PA... I'm sure it will start to feel better once it stretches. It hangs nice and is almost unnoticeable under my underwear.

Pissing with it is uneventful. I'm able to stand up and take a piss but towards the end of the stream it can get a little haywire. If you are used to your PA jewelry causing that to happen then it's no big deal. You could probably even use it at a urinal but I'm sure you would get glares from your urinal mates :-p

The most important test though, security. While you may not be able to pull this off, I think ejaculation is possible. I attempted it but my dick hurts from my caveman antics and I was not able to get off. It was just too painful. I think once my PA hole heals up then I'd be able to.

Sleeping... Well I wasn't able to sleep with this thing on last night. 2 reasons. I was REALLY HORNY with this thing on and I was in pain. I pulled it off and jerked off... oops. I need to mail the keys to someone, lol.

Final thoughts? This could be a long term chastity device but I'm not sure. Compared to my Steelworxx, my Steelworxx wins. Cleaning is easier in a tube, if you know how, but with this, your penis is squished inside the tube even when flaccid so you dont have room to clean or apply lotion. With a tube you can wear your normal PA jewelry and even secure them that way.

So, for a toy, this thing is excellent. It's for sure worth the price if you just wanna play around in it. There are better styles out there but if this is the type you want then it's probably the best. I've heard that similar from Loris tubes are not only more expensive (and shipping/customer service issues) but they weigh a lot more which puts a lot of pressure on your piercing and causes it to stretch and cause pain.

I'm open to any questions you guys have. Email me at notforayear@gmail.com. Here are the pictures