Hung like a... ahhh damn't

I don't think real horse chastity looks like this LOL

New favorite blog

I love this chastity blog. I stumbled on it recently... great photoshop skills and brilliant mind. Can't wait to keep up with this! maleprotection.blogspot.com

Whats up?

I know it's been almost a year since my last post. People who subscribed to me in their RSS readers just fell off their chairs. Just stopping by in my busy life.

If anyone wants to contribute to this blog with any reviews/news let me know. notforayear@gmail.com

Also... looking for guys who don't have a chastity belt but want to try one out. In exchange you'd have to do a review w/ pictures for me to post on this site.

Postorgasmic illness syndrome

I wonder if I can get my insurance company to buy me a chastity belt if I claim I have Postorgasmic illness syndrome...

It's like post traumatic stress disorder... only for your dick. Symptoms include:

"Severe fatigue and flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, such as sneezing, itchy eyes, nasal irritation, and muscle pain"

Muscle pain... lol... get it? It seems everything is post traumatic these days...

Check it out for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_Orgasmic_Illness_Syndrome

Seems like the cure is to just stop wanking! ;)

Used chastity $22,850.00

Found an interesting site: here. They are selling British made silver chastity devices... Dunno how authentic they are but check out the price!

These remarkably rare and intriguing 19th-century silver adolescent chastity devices are designed to accommodate the male and female anatomies. Perforated and featuring wire-work rims, these devices were most likely fitted into a leather harness-like belt and meant to be worn by adolescents to discourage “self-abuse,” which was considered harmful in Western medicine. Though restrictive by nature, these devices do provide access for urination. Chastity belts typically conjure images of jealous husbands and medieval torture, but in fact, items such as these were mentioned quite often in medical journals as a prevention to auto-erotic stimulation in children and adolescents. Seen as a medical necessity, such devices were used from the 1700s to the 1930s. It is almost unheard of to find such excellent, 19th-century examples as these, especially in such immaculate condition. Circa 1850.
The first documented reference to the term "chastity belt" is credited to R'gine Pernoud, a Medieval historian who, in the 14th century explained that a simple cord worn around the waist was a symbol of chastity (such as the robes of a monk or priest - the cord around his waist is a symbol of his vows of chastity and purity). According to modern myth, the chastity belt was originally used as an anti-temptation device during the Crusades. It is believed that when the knight was away from his young wife, he would force her to wear the belt day and night. However, chastity belts which claimed to have been manufactured around that time have since been proven to be 19th century replicas, curiosities or fakes, and were the product of a purely Victorian fascination with such devices. 4oz. 10dwt. $22,850.00

Steel Pleasures Chastity Device w/ PA Fixing

I ordered a "Chastity Device w/ PA Fixing" (wish they had a better name) from Steel Pleasures.




I've got a video on xtube showing it off here:



It's very comfortable to wear... and TOTALLY secure. Very heavy which I find nice and reassuring. No plastic crap... but good luck getting it through a metal detector!

A Good Boy ALWAYS Sleeps with his Hands Above the Covers

No touching!



I thought this was hilarious. A blanket chastity. I knew growing up it was considered inappropriate to pleasure yourself at night but somehow my hands would have a mind of their own and I'd wake up with the blanket off the bed, underwear at my ankles and rubbing/feeling every part of my "no no" zone in full view of anyone who would happen to walk in.

Like sleepwalking but sleepwanking... wish I had a chastity growing up or fasten that damn blanket with rope to prevent embarrassing situations!

PA-5000 full review with pictures

Ok, I received my PA-5000 last night. I haven't had time to give it a full test (which I will be giving in a week or so) but here is what I've found out so far.

Before we get started I just want to reiterate that this thing was cheap, $90 + shipping. So, take what I say with a grain of salt.

The design is very good. There are no rough edges and it seems solid. Lock works smoothly. Not too heavy. 3 PA adapters included but are all the same thickness but the loops are different lengths (more on that in a bit).

I was too excited (yeah, THAT kind of excited) to fit inside the tube so I had to wait... it's even impossible to fit in it while semi erect. I ordered the 1 1/8" sized tube (it's the middle size) without a prior measurement. I think I should have gone with the larger size (not bragging, in fact I feel that I have a pretty small penis).

Once I distracted myself enough I was able to fit inside by rolling my head into my foreskin (or what I have left) jam the tube over it and let it naturally roll out to the other end. Then I pinched the head and stretched it through. Success!

My PA piercing hole was a tad too small so I had to pop in the adapter (I was DETERMINED to get it in!). I'd have to say that hurt worse than getting my first PA piercing... way worse. Make sure you gradually work your way up to a larger PA size before attempting that!

It feels weird while on... but Ive had it on for less than 24 hours. The skin comes out of the slats on the side and it feels weird under clothes where it is exposed... dunno if that will pose a problem. It hurts like hell when I get an erection but I think that is because of the large PA... I'm sure it will start to feel better once it stretches. It hangs nice and is almost unnoticeable under my underwear.

Pissing with it is uneventful. I'm able to stand up and take a piss but towards the end of the stream it can get a little haywire. If you are used to your PA jewelry causing that to happen then it's no big deal. You could probably even use it at a urinal but I'm sure you would get glares from your urinal mates :-p

The most important test though, security. While you may not be able to pull this off, I think ejaculation is possible. I attempted it but my dick hurts from my caveman antics and I was not able to get off. It was just too painful. I think once my PA hole heals up then I'd be able to.

Sleeping... Well I wasn't able to sleep with this thing on last night. 2 reasons. I was REALLY HORNY with this thing on and I was in pain. I pulled it off and jerked off... oops. I need to mail the keys to someone, lol.

Final thoughts? This could be a long term chastity device but I'm not sure. Compared to my Steelworxx, my Steelworxx wins. Cleaning is easier in a tube, if you know how, but with this, your penis is squished inside the tube even when flaccid so you dont have room to clean or apply lotion. With a tube you can wear your normal PA jewelry and even secure them that way.

So, for a toy, this thing is excellent. It's for sure worth the price if you just wanna play around in it. There are better styles out there but if this is the type you want then it's probably the best. I've heard that similar from Loris tubes are not only more expensive (and shipping/customer service issues) but they weigh a lot more which puts a lot of pressure on your piercing and causes it to stretch and cause pain.

I'm open to any questions you guys have. Email me at notforayear@gmail.com. Here are the pictures

No escape

For total security I modded my Steelworxx Steelheart to allow a front lock into my PA. This is a little hard to install and quite painful once locked down if the lock is pulled (pinching) but it's fun for short term wear...